The Croissant of Doom!

Previously…

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Sensei: Goro brought fire to Kero’s village.
Frog villagers flee their burning street.
Sensei: Kero fought back. Flying kicks. Complaints about dragon breath.
Kero and Goro clash in the village.
Sensei: Goro never forgot what the frogs did to his family.
Goro remembers his family in their ruined home.
Sensei: Kero would not give up. Goro showed no mercy. One final blow sent Kero over the edge. Now Goro has claimed the village.
Kero falls from the stone ledge toward the water.

Help me!

Kero cries for help while running from Sensei through a warm wooden dojo.
たすけて Romaji: tasukete Help me!

Meanwhile, underwater…

Three hungry fish watch Kero arrive above a seabed scattered with old bones.

Scene description: Three hungry fish watch Kero arrive above a seabed scattered with old bones.

Fish: Dinner just dropped in!
The fish with a bib and fork grins hungrily.
Kero: Wait! Why can you talk? You’re a fish!
Kero tilts his head, one brow raised, in an isolated confused close-up.

Earlier…

Fish: You’re a frog who skydives.
Kero tumbles through the sky above clouds.
Fish: Speaks ENGLISH!
Kero runs down a Tokyo street during the pigeon chase.
Fish: And picks fights with sumo wrestlers!
A sumo wrestler sends Kero tumbling back.

Back underwater

Kero: Shut up! I’m a professional, you know!
Kero protests against orange comic rays.
Fish: People draw pictures of you!
The fish tells Kero about his fans.

Amazing!

Golden stars fill Kero’s eyes as he discovers his fans’ artwork.
For me?!
すごい Romaji: sugoi Amazing!

Back underwater

Fish: I’m a huge fan myself.
The fork-carrying fish smiles at Kero.
Kero: Really? Thank you!
Kero blushes happily, surrounded by pink sparkles.
Fish: Of frog legs!
The fish imagines wearing a chef’s hat beside a pan of cartoon frog legs.

Scene description: A silly cooking fantasy, not something happening to Kero.

Not his legs!

All three fish burst out laughing.

Scene description: All three fish burst out laughing.

Kero: Get away, you freak!
Kero swims away in alarm.
Fish: Come here, my little frog leg!
The three fish chase Kero through the water.

Meanwhile, back in town…

Kerotown · Now

Goro: Keep digging!
Goro towers over captive frog villagers with pickaxes.
Goro breathes a jet of fire. The frightened villagers flinch.

Scene description: Goro breathes a jet of fire. The frightened villagers flinch.

Villager: Why are we digging?
A green villager questions Goro beside a frightened blue villager.
Goro: To free the First Dragon.
Goro bares his teeth against the burning town.

Long ago…

Goro tells the story

Goro: Long ago, your village lived in fear of the First Dragon.
Two ancestors stand in the clean, intact ancient village.
Only glowing blue eyes and smoke reveal the First Dragon in the darkness.

Scene description: Only glowing blue eyes and smoke reveal the First Dragon in the darkness.

Goro: Your ancestors bound him...
Golden bindings hold the mysterious dragon in the dark stone opening.
Goro: ...and sealed him beneath the earth.
The ancestors hold their bindings as the shadow retreats into its prison.

Hiding the prison

Long ago

Goro: Your ancestors hid every trace of the prison.
Earth rises in front of the closed stone prison in the ancient flashback.
Goro: Then built Kerotown above it.
The ancient village stands above the hidden prison.

Back in Kerotown

Now · The prison is still hidden

Goro: No map.
A red cross strikes through a map.
Goro: No marker.
A red cross strikes through a location marker.
Goro: Just a town of STUPID frogs who forgot!
Goro leans forward in fury, with both horns visible.
Villager: So... how do you find it?
The green villager looks up at Goro, puzzled.

The Echo Frogs

Goro’s explanation

Goro: The Echo Frogs. A rare Japanese bloodline.
A gold Echo Frog appears in the ancient demonstration.
Goro: Their croak makes the three locks glow.
The golden frog croaks. Three round locks glow above it.
Goro: Your ancestors used their voices to seal him.
A glowing lock on the ancient prison door.
Goro: I’ll use those same voices to wake him.
Back in the present, Goro faces his worried captives.

Goro’s plan

Kerotown · Now

Goro: Then the flame of his own bloodline will break the prison.
Flames rise around Goro as he explains the next part of his plan.
Goro: MY flame.
Goro declares his own connection to the First Dragon.
Villager: And... when he gets out?
The green villager asks what will happen if the dragon escapes.

If he wakes…

The future Goro threatens

Goro: The rivers boil.
Two purple river creatures flee the boiling water in Goro’s threatened future.
Goro: The forests burn.
A horned red forest creature looks alarmed among the flames in Goro’s vision.
Goro: The First Dragon awakens.
In the imagined future, blue eyes peer through a widening gap in the prison.
Goro: And every kingdom bows to dragons again.
The First Dragon’s huge blue eyes loom over ruins in Goro’s threatened future.

Goro gives an order

Back in Kerotown · Now

Goro: When I tell you to sing, you sing!
Goro points his anger at the captive villagers.

Sing! An order

Goro orders two frightened green and blue frog villagers to sing in the ruined village.
うたえ Romaji: utae Sing! (a forceful order)

This is Goro’s forceful command. It is not a polite way to ask someone to sing.

Back underwater…

The fork-carrying fish charges with its jaws open.

Scene description: The fork-carrying fish charges with its jaws open.

Kero flips out of the way. The fish hits a rock instead.

Scene description: Kero flips out of the way. The fish hits a rock instead.

Fish: Ooh! My teeth!
The fish recoils from the cracked rock with pain marks beside its mouth.
Fish leader: Enough! Stop playing with your food!
The three fish surround Kero as their leader calls them to order.

The Fin Brigade

Gentlefish! Formation!

Fish leader: Gentlefish! Formation!
The fork-carrying leader strikes a dramatic pose.
Le Chomp: Le Chomp!
Le Chomp poses against red comic rays.
Le Crunch: Le Crunch!
Le Crunch leans back against purple comic rays.
Le Bubbles: Le Bubbles!
Le Bubbles poses with his fork and bib against blue comic rays.

The Croissant of Doom!

The fish: The Fin Brigade!
The three fish form a dramatic triangle.
Le Bubbles: Secret technique!
The leader announces their special move amid glowing lines.
The fish: The Croissant of Doom!
Three angled close-ups show the fish announcing their attack.
The fish: Hon hon hon!
The fish laugh together beneath a spotlight.

Beneath the surface…

Le Bubbles gathers swirling currents around himself.

Scene description: Le Bubbles gathers swirling currents around himself.

Water rushes around the broken rock as the fish gather power.

Scene description: Water rushes around the broken rock as the fish gather power.

A storm on the water

Above the surface, a whirlpool turns beneath dark storm clouds.

Scene description: Above the surface, a whirlpool turns beneath dark storm clouds.

Nowhere to go

Kero stares at the growing power with frightened eyes.

Scene description: Kero stares at the growing power with frightened eyes.

The Croissant of Doom rises

A huge crescent of water surrounds the fish. Kero remains trapped beside it.

Scene description: A huge crescent of water surrounds the fish. Kero remains trapped beside it.

Will Kero survive?

Sensei: Will Kero survive? Find out next time on Kero Learns Japanese!
The massive crescent wave rises above the surface. The attack remains unresolved.

Episode 2 · 3 questions

Japanese Word Quiz

Pick the right spelling for the English and the romaji, then hear it in Japanese. Earn a star for each correct answer.

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Next: Episode 3, A Whirlpool Swallows Kero!